When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019
Get the john cheese meluch mug.An overconfident and cocky little fellow with zero self-control. Always brags about how he will break world records when participating in any physical activity. Goes out too hard, falls and gets stuck between something. Humiliated he needs to beg his friends to call the fire department to save him and cut him loose.
Person 1: Look! That John-Fors tried to beat Usain Bolts world record and got stuck between two hurdles!
Person 2: Oh, well. Lets call the fire department…
Person 2: Oh, well. Lets call the fire department…
by fireFighterz November 25, 2019
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The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020
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Get the John 3:16 mug.Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D
by Urburu November 2, 2005
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by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
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v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
by Sean KF December 15, 2008
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