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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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Chicken Jockey

Absolute cinema!

Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.

-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!
Jason Momoa: ahhh!
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️
by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025
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Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.
Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
by Kap'in M September 17, 2022
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Chicken Jockey

The phrase used during the iconic minecraft movie when the baby zombie gets dropped on a chicken and Jack Black screams "CHICKEN JOCKEY" this is a true crowd pleaser and is ABSOLUTE CINEMA. This phrase normally leads to popcorn/drink throwing and violent screaming.
Jack Black Screams "CHICKEN JOCKEY" and the crowd goes wild.
by High as the ClOuDs April 8, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A Glowie (federal agent) posting under the guise of a Normie (normal person) in an online server or message board.

In April 2025 the 4Chan message board was hacked and user data dumped exposing multiple moderator accounts run by government agents. The hackers attached a reaction image of Jack Black from the Minecraft movie saying “What the fuck is going on?” “Chicken Jockey”
Chicken Jockey: “New glow nigger slams just dropped”- roneffinswanson
by Dreadedpoopnoodle April 15, 2025
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baunch jockey

(noun)

One who rides baunches.
The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.
by davidrgarber August 27, 2018
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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