Pulled A Jeff

To leave a party/club/pub early without for no reason without notifying your friends. Often this occurs when you have consumed more alcohol than you can handle

I pulled a jeff last night. I left the club at 11 o'clock

by Shaun Jeffree April 10, 2007

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

fat fag jeff

Kid named Jeff G and he has a small dick

Wow that’s really small he must be a fat fag jeff

by Hsbeheherbeb November 20, 2017

Dirty jeff

Performing ATM (ass to mouth) on another guy then tongue kissing for one half of an hour, then before brushing his teeth, carrying on conversation with his grandma about politics.

I pulled a dirty jeff yesterday on easter morning at grandmas house

by Dirty jim and the boys May 25, 2019

Filthy Jeff

Dancing naked in your room listening to Justin Bieber while covering yourself in Pina Colada

Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?

Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.

by BJing February 5, 2012

Jersey Jeff

A person who doesn’t follow through with something.

Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!

by carsonhoudek June 7, 2022

Doing the Jeff Matika

Being part of a famous group but no one knows your name and you don't get any fame at all. This phenomenon is usually found at bassists.

"Who the fuck is Larry Van Kriedt?!" "He is doing the Jeff Matika at AC/DC!"

by Lidelalo October 8, 2017