jarod

drip too hard.

jarods drip is too hard

by 1324765890633789 April 12, 2022

Jaret

Jarets are tall, handsome, brunettes that have big dick energy. They are carefree and love brunettes and their big trucks. They are respectful in relationships and love making that special someone happy. They kinda have a big ego but they don’t need to prove their dominance because it’s already proven in their pants and in the bedroom!! Jarets are SO hot, you will never forget them!!

Wow, I’ll never forget Jaret!

by Mo_ashhh July 23, 2022

El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Joe-jayed

When one is scammed by a close friend or relative.

You have been joe-jayed by Johnathan, your brother.

by Ace Brown February 23, 2021

Jarid

Retard

Jarid is a retard

by bobbob132 June 22, 2018

jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 11, 2006