Jacksonville

A small town outside Waycross in the Okefenokee Swamp.

We goin to the Waffle House at Jacksonville tonight!

by Blanche232 October 27, 2009

Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.

hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

Jackson

Jackson is a hard dicked son of a bitch with no life other than fapping while looking at your mom. He is probably going to rape all of your children and sell your cat to the Asians. If I were you I would stay away unless you want to have your toes eaten.

Stay away kids, there is a Jackson over there.

by Goatnutsaretasty June 12, 2018

Jackson

Jackson is a dickbag who watches furry porn but hates furries he watches overwatch porn and is legally a midget

Guy:Hey jackson wanna watch furries fuck?
Jackson:hell yeah!

by Silly willy boi November 19, 2019

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome

The rare occurance of black "people" turning white.

Doctor: "I have terrible news, Mrs. Shyqueesha. Your child has been diagnosed with Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome.
Shyqueesha: "yo vro, da fuck is dat noize?"
Doctor: "well... lets just say, he will never steal again.

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Jackson

The funniest guy your ever going to meet he nice and no one likes koalas more than him he will be a wrestler and have a koala as his tag team.

He is such a Jackson.

by Cool Dudde Epic May 21, 2015