Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.
by Phil O. Minicano March 10, 2014
When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.
Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)
by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017
A state of being demonstrably incorrect while simultaneously maintaining an unshakeable belief in one's own correctness. Characterized by inflexible argumentation, self-absorbed certainty, denial of error, emotional escalation, and self-directed gaslighting. The Han-er will often contort facts, dismiss evidence, and engage in emotional outbursts to defend their position, creating a reality resistant to external correction.
Observing Han-ing in action:
Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
Conversation Example:
Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
Conversation Example:
Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
by GhostWriter2025 June 05, 2025
by Fhdhfhjfjf February 17, 2018
I wish you would stop concentating!!!
by jellyfish666 June 01, 2005
(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.
by DrBlueBalls April 19, 2020
When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
by Gonzalo555777 January 02, 2022