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hit/ler

A common identification used by pedophiles who also commonly enjoy getting pegged.
Hey, that dude goes by hit/ler. Do you think we should call the cops?
by sixteenfourteen March 13, 2021
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Hit and run

The hit and run is a highly advanced kissing technique. First you begin by getting 100s of cups of Sonic ice (Sonic ice only, other brands of ice are inferior). Then, select one piece of ice from each cup and put it in a special cooler. Then, when your girlfriend/boyfriend is exactly at the deepest point of their REM sleep cycle, wake them up. In their confusion, reach over them and kiss them once lightly with a spiderman kiss. Then, pull away and put all of the special ice in your mouth. Then lean over then again and kiss them and as soon as they open their lips to maximum width dump all the ice into their mouth and run as far as you can away from them
Ex. #1. Bro I hit and ran my girlfriend last night so bad she broke up with me
Ex. #2. My favorite fetish is a combination of cuckholding and the hit and run
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Hitting the Sack

Act of male masturbation, can only be performed by circumsized men. Where the masturbation becomes so vigorous and violent that the hand actually hits the testicles while stroking the shaft.
I went to sleep and woke up and my friend Billy was "hitting the sack" next to me wearing nothing but a lamp shade over his head.
by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010
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hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)
by Zolotros March 30, 2010
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hit a B

to smoke, generally cannabis and/or tobacco, but sometimes other substances, out of a bong.

Derived from "hit a bong".
Person 1: "One second dude, I just gotta hit a B and then I'll drive you home."

Person 2: "No, driving while intoxicated is a criminal offense in most countries!"
by stoner2009 May 27, 2009
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Kill Hit

A kill hit is a smoking trick that in order to be completed correctly, requires the smoker to first fill there lungs with smoke, THEN there MOUTH.

The smoker then opens there mouth gently exhales the pure white smoke that had filled there mouth. They then must re-inhale the smoke while it still lingers thickly in the air to successfully complete the kill hit trick.

Kill hits are mainly popular among marijuana users, as tobacco smoke is found to be too harsh.

The most popular kill hit is the mushroom cloud, in which the smoker exhales the smoke in the shape of a mushroom, but other smoke shapes can be used.
Pothead 1: Dude, did you see that frosty kill hit!
Pothead 2: Yeah dude, that shit was dank!
by Smoker X December 27, 2010
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