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The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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Great

Any movie that is better then Notting Hill.
Hellraiser is Great.
by Zdravkovich February 1, 2008
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great neck

awesome town..some people can be jappy but mostly they are nice!!!..the schools are great..the high schools get under 50 in the countries top school..woah..nice right??..ok we do have really nice batmitzvas but thats not our problem .. we are competitors but not in a mean way..yea SARAH HUGES..herd of her? yea thought soo..her sister tooo..EMILY HUGES..some people think that we are spoiled, but thats just because we can't help it. We just happen to have a lot of money. ok fine i will admit we are rich and we can be japs but there is a jap inside of everyone adn we are actually really nice when u get to know us....we can't help it its no crime wre just a good town in a good atmosphere,i love the water and i have my own boat b/c i am the richest one in great neck so everyone calls me the nicest...cause i am!!! Ok, so yeah were spoiled but if you really think about it, is that SUCHH a bad thing????..
since i live in great neck daddy buys me everything!!yayyy
by maria angeliono May 21, 2006
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kanker great

Kanker great, i finaly passed my exam

"kanker great, eindelijk men examen gehaald"
by Nemesis-biggy October 3, 2007
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Greatone

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''
by Josh July 24, 2003
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JGuy The Great!

... is basically a nickname that you can give to anyone that has a first or last name starting with a J.
me: What did you do today?
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
by JGuy The Great! May 28, 2011
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Great Falls, Montana

A place where you live when you have no coping skills.
"Wow, the ER in Great Falls, Montana sure is busy for a Friday night."

"That's because no one in this town has any coping skills"
by katiak March 26, 2009
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