Goose

A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.

Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.

by Gary_G October 12, 2010

Goosed

Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.

He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.

by Cruzinbill April 15, 2014

godsex

n. An intangible material or quality that grants unimaginable abilities never before dreamed of by humankind.

Did you see Darren's new Ferrari? That thing must be made out of godsex!

by er1chu December 25, 2008

Goose

Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.

Nik, your such a goose!

by Dee_izme May 25, 2006

goose

super cool

dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!

by Muffinmannioso January 13, 2009

Shit Goose

A top gun way to say hello.

Mr. Vine says "yo what up shit goose"

by brandizzle October 10, 2003

Loose goose

When a mans dick turns white and falls off

We were fucking then he got a loose goose and was outta there

by William buttlicker January 8, 2018