finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

by K- September 10, 2006

Fingerjack

Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.

I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.

by The Heeb December 21, 2008

Jerk Finger

Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.

Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger

And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

finger doodle

To play with one's twat.

Last night, we wanted some afternoon delight, but only ended up with some finger doodle.

by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007

Finger Fumble

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!

Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!

by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009

finger hoe

A girl who has decided to "save herself for marriage" but will let anyone who they have just met finger them because it technically isn't sex. They're also fond of giving handjobs.

Alex is such a finger hoe, she refuses to go forward in our relationship.

by Bfer July 15, 2011