Flower Fever

Wanting flowers VERY badly. Not necessarily on special occasions (those are appreciated too), but they’re better when given randomly.

“I want a bouquet of flowers soooo badly. I got flower fever 😩”

“Your girl been tweeting so much about flowers recently, I just know she has flower fever. If you don’t like your girl then just say that🤣”

by browhatthefreak January 11, 2021

Talking flower

That goofy ahh flower in super Mario bros wonder that wonders what the whole fucking universe tastes like. (and likes goombas)

talking flowers are weird.
-me

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Flower pussy

When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music

"yes we had a flower pussy"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

Flower Pot

A storage container (usually being a jar or an airtight box) containing Cannabis (Flower)

“You Dave get the Flower Pot so we can spark up”

by The_one456 June 12, 2023

Looking at a flower

Slang for smoking weed.

Yo, you tryna look at a flower?

Sorry, I was looking at a flower.

by YoYo5n9 March 5, 2024

shy flower

Shy flower - a person who is shy to expose there pussy

Man 1: how was your night ?

Man 2: yo I was ready to fuck her but she was a shy flower.

by hpets-bomb April 18, 2018

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020