"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"
by hazbad April 29, 2007
Get the flapslap mug.An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
by Dontdothat May 17, 2012
Get the Flip Flop Swap mug.Related Words
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A process by which a woman can try to get a man to speak his mind, using force or coercion if necessary. Much like a fry cook would flip a patty to grill the raw parts.
Girl 1: I still don't know whether I should go out with this guy I met on Bumble a while ago, he's nice but he seems a little shady and I can't tell what he wants from me.
Girl 2: You've been texting him innuendo for a month, it's time to flip him over.
Girl 1: What??
Girl 2: Just seems like he's in need of a flip. He's done on one side, played his flirtatious hand. It's time to either meet or move on don't you think??
Girl 2: You've been texting him innuendo for a month, it's time to flip him over.
Girl 1: What??
Girl 2: Just seems like he's in need of a flip. He's done on one side, played his flirtatious hand. It's time to either meet or move on don't you think??
by Vanderbabe July 25, 2017
Get the flip him over mug.A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."
F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
by Dwayne Delaney February 12, 2010
Get the Ghetto Flaps mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flaps mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
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