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First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.
After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.
by Paulkout May 14, 2024
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first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.
Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.
by Outspec May 28, 2024
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First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
by Debon5 June 26, 2024
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first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.
first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!
by CookieBeans February 18, 2024
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First fiddle energy

Someone that is a leader, confident, ambitious, and self assured. An Alpha personality, capable of anything. A person that goes after exactly what they want, never settling in life or for second place.
She has what I like to call "first fiddle energy" only. California Widow stopped filling in on synths in other bands because she's a lead singer and only has time for first fiddle energy only.
by California Widow February 21, 2024
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First Person porn

If you wanna be like the pros come over to the first person porn companys
by ANONYMOUS PARTS UNKNOWN February 26, 2024
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“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
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