faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

farmer

"Johns" in search of street prostitutes willing to perform various sexual acts involving defecation and (if desired) coprophagia.

Man, I hate when farmers hit the streets and come to me for favors. Why can't I please these guys with some "vanilla" sex once in a while?

by Sniderg September 3, 2008

farter

farter aka lottie d smelly lil gyal hu farted in r german class an den tried 2 blame it on d chair. den did it agen n tried 2 blame it on d desk! hhhmmmmm! lol bt we love er! <3 <3

A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha

by science geek! February 5, 2005

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

farfeckl

Something that is slightly pondered.

It is farfeckl as proof.

by Maxxie May 16, 2007

farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Cheesepig March 5, 2011

farmerdan

Farmer Dan.. means the same as saying "fight me den" you urge someone on to fighting you.

Dean: you can get the fade pussy bitch!

Ricky: farmerdan!

by Mrs. bout it bout it October 7, 2011