Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.

I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.

by suck August 31, 2005

epic fail

To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.

Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.

by Francesca Gallagher January 21, 2009

senses fail

this band sucks shit

bite me.............

by ..... April 9, 2005

bieber fail

An epic fail among epic fails. Coined by Fellon (fellonthedoorproject), in his Justin Bieber's Epic German Fail video. Justin Bieber fails so much, he needs his own level of fail.

Justin Bieber: I don't know what that means! We don't say that in America
Fellon: BIEBER FAIL!

by Filet the Great June 22, 2010

Fail Whale

A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme

When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale

by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009

epic fail

a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.

johnny v is an epic fail.

by hahaa. December 18, 2009