We all know one, a girl who friends random guys and hooks up with them. This girl will also have somewhat revealing pictures that scream "LOOK AT ME!" dumb slut
Guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
by Pimpmacdaddy69 January 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Slut mug.An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
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a Facebook coward is someone who posts something bold on your wall, and then blocks you to avoid getting the rebuttle
Angie is a facebook coward because she posted a contradictory message on my wall and before i could respond she blocked me.
by Derek Simonetti November 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Coward mug.AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
by Mr.Potato-Head March 26, 2009
Get the facebook fever mug.A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 28, 2010
Get the facebook poke mug.You suffer from this disorder when you don't remember a person, who is trying to add you as a friend on Facebook, and they remember you from a past school or job.
Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.
The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.
Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.
The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.
Monica: Hey Ross, I don't remember Charlie from high school at all.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.
by FriendsFan2007 June 12, 2009
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Roger: Seriously, I had the worst case of Facebook Insomnia last night.
John: Did you end up finding anyone to talk to?
Roger: Not really. Katie was on, and I commented on her feed, but she never kept it going. Then later, I found out that she was still online, but ignoring me.
John: Bitch...
Roger: I know, right? We're like kindred spirits...
John: Did you end up finding anyone to talk to?
Roger: Not really. Katie was on, and I commented on her feed, but she never kept it going. Then later, I found out that she was still online, but ignoring me.
John: Bitch...
Roger: I know, right? We're like kindred spirits...
by Keane Ackers May 13, 2010
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