Fake Cigarette 

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

Fake Cigarette by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

fake yoga 

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

fake yoga by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012

Fake Eyelashes 

Uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don't think their eyelashes are long enough.

Girl 1: Omg your eyelashes are so long
Girl 2: Thanks, but they're fake eyelashes
Girl 1: Oh

Fake Eyelashes by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016

fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face

paige kelly is not a fake person

fake person by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

fake depressed gacha kid 

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

fake depressed gacha kid by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021

fake-douchey 

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

fake-douchey by katiekins September 23, 2007

fake-faced 

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

fake-faced by julesmary October 13, 2008