Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter

billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010

shit eating grin

How assholes high-five themselves. Usually considered ingenuous by German culture due to their deep scholarly roots, but acceptable by Marxist liberals who let literal rats run the country.

I should have expected that vulgar language behind my back when I saw that shit eating grin.

When I came home to my dog I knew he had done something wrong from that shit eating grin.

by razzamatazibizzle May 23, 2018

are you eating doe

Eating ass. Eating the vag. Or just cookies

when your going down in her they ask you are you eating doe which means dat ass or vag

by Kevvvvvvvvvbooooyyyyy January 27, 2015

Eastin

A Person who is always laughing when your around them even if it’s about the stupidest things. but really when shes alone she feels like nobody loves her, like nobody wants her. She wishes someone did though. She has 1 bestfriend who was there for her when times were at there hardest but the rest of her friends are fake. everyone at her school hates”Eastin” and it hurts her every day.

Is that eastin over there? Ew shes so
Annoying

by Idekbutimboredlol October 28, 2019

Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(

SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.

by Umagz2 April 15, 2011

Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude

After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress

by KamagonMark May 30, 2015

banana eating

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.

"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017