Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.

Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!

by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008

j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county

person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster

by your seed October 13, 2011

sicilian dumpster diver

someone who ingests a Giuseppe (olive oil and paprika) from another person's anus

after he gave her the Giuseppe he licked it out like a Sicilian dumpster diver

by trapani's finest February 21, 2014

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

dumpton

a complete idiot

dont carry water in that sieve,you dumpton.

by kinglasotta October 3, 2011

Dumpsack

Dumpsack is actually an adjective. It is the act of filling a paper sack with shit (dog, human, or otherwise), placing it on an enemy’s doorstep, and lighting said sack on fire. Ideally, the dumpsacker hides in bushes or behind any inanimate object, and laughs hysterically as the homeowner stomps the flaming bag of shit.

A perfect example of dumpsack, executed perfect can be seen in the award winning film, “Billy Madison”.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.

"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"

by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004