Duck Feet

Post masturbation, the concoction of man juice and lotion/lubricant. That seeps between your fingers, and creates a sort of webbing between them.

Alex-"Dude! I just got the biggest duck feet EVER."
Camdyn- "Your fuawckin disgusting, Alex."

by TheDickStrangler February 21, 2015

duck shove

the act of avoiding tasks and fobbing (passing) them off to others. Also known as "palming off" or passing the buck

Con got asked to do the report but he duck shoved it to jay

by karl cs February 5, 2008

the duck's nuts

Really good luck or something great that's hard to find.

I just got into town and found a whole bag o' bones, that's the duck's nuts idn't it Blue Monkey?

by Irish Cajun March 13, 2004

the duck's nuts

Amazing, astounding, or impressive. Synonymous with the bee's knees or the cat's pajamas but slightly more naughty.

Isn't that the duck's nuts? That drake just quacked the greek alphabet.

by Brophy March 12, 2004

dead duck

a person who never responds who appears to be sunk,gloomy

oh are you a dead duck please respond to my queries

by vpad October 14, 2006

duck dive

Pushing your surfboard under an oncoming wave or white water with your knee or foot in an attempt to avoid being throttled.

You see that kook out there, he don't even know how to duck dive.

by skullcap January 13, 2004

Duck Paste

Noun. Used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the anus and/or on a penis during or after anal sex with a dirty whore. The substance itself is a mixture of shit, anal lubricant & pre-cum. Rare to be seen in porno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering anal & dp porn during the 1970's and 1980's. Now days, female porn stars avoid 'duck paste syndrome' by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation

"Yuck, that chick I just ass-fucked left duck paste all over my cock...I better get her to lick it off."

by Ian Grant November 7, 2004