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Drummer Joke 

A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer
Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"

Drummer: "yeahh sure"

Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

Drummer: "what?"

Dude: "homeless"
Related Words

franklin drumline

The BEST (middle school) drumline in NOR CAL. it originated in the early 90's and they are known to be fuckin tight! they are drummin tight today too, another name for them is franklin drumcorps (FDC). of course they are from franklin in VALLEJO and they will never stop...
" ooh shit there comes franklin drumline, yah niggaz better watch out cuz franklin is fuckin bananas!"

FDC what time is it!?
it's time ta get LOUD it's time ta represent!
The original family name of our future president Mr. Donald Trump.
Hey, that drumpf wall keeps all the filthy mexicans out!
drumpf by Cpt. Faxe March 12, 2016
A highly derisive insult implying the subject is a person of low intelligence and risible character.

Evoking the toxic legacy of disgraced former President Donald J. Trump, the epithet is spoken with unmitigated contempt across America and around the world.

Particularly poignant in reference to corrupt public officials and businessmen, the term — like the malign German ancestral surname it derives from — the appellation denotes extraordinary ignorance, malice, pettiness, dereliction of duty, misogyny, racial animus, greed, selfishness, vanity, entitlement, and amorality, deceit and nepotism.
“Like Hitler and Stalin — who adopted new surnames — the Drumpfs changed their name of vanity and insecurity.”

“Jason spewed verbal diarrhoea out of his mouth, embarrassing himself and the organization. He behaved like an intolerable Drumpf.”

“Shaw is accused of defrauding the employee pension fund, going full Drumpf where he had a duty of care.”

“You made a total ass of yourself, stop being a Drumpf.”

“Drumpf proved America’s worst ever President, and did much damage, but the Republic survived and thrived, throwing off the mantle of Drumpfism and leading the free world anew.
Drumpf by ZarcoG January 20, 2021
From the latin word "drummius" which in its simplest terms means "unemployed."
"Hey Mark, can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Mark: "No dude, you know I'm a drummer."
drummer by grassyknoll September 9, 2006

Drumming 

Where there are multiple men, and they "drum" their penises on a woman's ass
"Dude, me and (insert name here) had a drumming session on my girlfriend"
Drumming by LilPopDrumGuy November 14, 2016