rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 09, 2007

Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.

The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.

by dimametahnet October 09, 2019

SUV Driver

A coded derogatory term for an African American

Man, Mississippi has so many SUV drivers!

by Andabusheed March 13, 2024

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 19, 2020

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly July 23, 2008