by worst nightmare1990 August 08, 2012
A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.
by claypris December 09, 2010
Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.
"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."
Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
by generikal.com April 28, 2003
A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 16, 2007
An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole.
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up
Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd
The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud
Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up
Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd
The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud
Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
Football player- YA BRA WHATS UP?!!?!?!!!!
Guy 1- What the fu....
Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
Guy 1- What the fu....
Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
by Hugo8844 October 10, 2010