Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014

Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

by acguy2 July 28, 2016

douchebag

Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.

These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....

by chase1424 May 9, 2017

douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.

Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.

by A-ronYo September 17, 2021

Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of dick and asshole. But still have yet to reach the levels of bitch, asswipe, or

Amari: He just called me pudgy.

Shyandra: What a dick.
Jada: No. He's probably the biggest douchebag I've ever met.

by OMG_2PHONY July 20, 2016

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010