Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

Dookess

shithead

you are a dookess.

by poop56 October 17, 2011

dookie cramp

an massive cramp you get before you have to poop

dude , i just had a dookie cramp
guy , do you have to poop

by sychic January 1, 2012

dookie rita

Dookie Rita is an oversized, small, medium broad that think's She is the best thing walking around town. And really she's not and
She smells like this big ass piece of s*** thinking that she's cute and she's not she stank like

Dookie .. that would be a Dookie Rita

BG.Cexii

You're walking down the street and you see an oversized person wearing something too small. and she thinks she's cute and she smells like Dookie when you walk past that would be a Dookie Rita smelly ass girl

by Bg.Cexii@Da'me May 8, 2016

Dookie

Pool

I dookie on myself

by Yjku June 11, 2018

Dookish

Smooth like sly daddy OH!

Man, that dude is dookish!

by wjkjk21 October 17, 2018

Dook sweat

When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”

I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.

by Dooksweats99 December 2, 2018