Dingle berries

Rare berries that taste juicy and thick, typically found Nearby old men.

Kid:”Grandpa’s dingle berries taste sour!”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

quandale dingle

a person who gets friends good grades and tons of bitches because they are just perfectly funny.

Chad is such like a quandale dingle.

by Mr feast April 18, 2022

Dingleberry

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

by Random Female June 23, 2007

Slinger dinger

A person who reaches in the back of their pants and up their ass and than flings the feces on their hand at another person.

Damn man, did u see that slinger dinger hobo he threw his shit at me and hit me in the eye.

by Alexander Villamil February 5, 2009

mandy dingle

golfing slang - a shot where you hit the ground before the ball so the ball doesnt go very far and ends up in a spot that will not be good for your next shot

mandy dingle - fat and ugly

"what a crap shot mate, that was a real mandy dingle"

by molby August 13, 2006

dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

hum dinger dinger

When a moment in time reaches an awkard silence and is used to break the silence; a random outburst

While working on his homework in the quiet classroom, the student proclaimed "HUM DINGER DINGER" because of the annoying silence

by hum dinger dinger July 17, 2009