A fecal deposit that carries the same characteristics as diarrhea with a tendecy to leave your bottom end smeared causing you to use way too much toilet paper.
"I need some pepto, I've been layin juicy deucees all day"-GA
"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA
"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA
by redstreak January 19, 2010
Get the Juicy deucee mug.Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
by Stupid Af July 5, 2021
Get the Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. mug.by turkeyeatinfrenchfry February 5, 2010
Get the Shake Deuces mug.After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
Get the Desk Deuce mug.Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!
by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010
Get the Deuce mug.cigarette or to smoke a cigarette (deucin'). gotten from holding two fingers up to the mouth (the way a cigarette is usually smoked)
by suspencer82 October 7, 2009
Get the deuce mug.To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.
Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011
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