A fecal deposit that carries the same characteristics as diarrhea with a tendecy to leave your bottom end smeared causing you to use way too much toilet paper.
"I need some pepto, I've been layin juicy deucees all day"-GA
"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA
"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA
by redstreak January 19, 2010

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/
Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/
Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.
by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle
Have an extremely pretty baby
Have an extremely pretty baby
by Slickins April 23, 2018

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023
