dave chapelle

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience

Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.

by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005

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the dave

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.

I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.

by jophus October 22, 2008

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Dave Grohl

He is man who plays in all the bands listed SCEPT THE FORGET'ZE DA TENACIOUS D YO!

OMG'ZE Dave Grohl'ze in Tenacious D?
YES YOU FUCKING PRICK!

by Cloom December 25, 2005

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Suzie and Dave joke

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

by rezo June 18, 2004

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