A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
Get the Crusty Doughnutmug. A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
by UwU crust July 20, 2019
Get the Crusty Crouchmug. Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.
Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"
Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"
by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016
Get the Crustymug. by scabbylips December 15, 2015
Get the Crusty Rocketmug. A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.
by notshelbae October 5, 2023
Get the Crusty Friendmug. by 2oo July 12, 2021
Get the Crusty Bellybuttonmug. by Crustyneck December 4, 2020
Get the crusty owl neckmug.