crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Crusty

benjamin

benjamin is the reason for the word "crusty"

by chip skylark the third May 12, 2016

crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

by beccaneal May 11, 2016

crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.

you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.

by NC704 May 11, 2016

Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash

"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"

by The very short one of all May 22, 2016

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016