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Bitches so crusty 

A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.
Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.
Bitches so crusty by T.Tipsy January 11, 2012

Get It Crusty

City Slang meaning to fight or slap box someone, causing blood. It's called get it "crusty" because when the blood drys up, it is, well, crusty!
Yo bro, I heard Tyrell and Shawn are gonna get it crusty after school today!

Dry and Crusty 

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
Dry and Crusty by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Dusty crusty Reece 

The emphasis for a person who is so stupid brain dead and ignorant all at the same time. If someone calls you this, then you are a disgrace to the country
My friend is such a dusty crusty Reece. She doesn't even know the concept of two plus two.

Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
Wet Crusty Sock by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

boi shut yo crusty ass up 

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it
Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga