The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 17, 2022

Cold Flow

Adjective - When you have a cold during your period.

I'm not going anywhere today, I got that cold flow.

by jdllu December 30, 2018

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 25, 2019

Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank

Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD

by Meatball master January 11, 2018

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

im cold

What do u think it means? Give the person a jacket or sommet ffs

If yer a guy be honest, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Yer mum dont count

“Im cold”
“Lol”
*cries in potassium deficiency*

by Pidgeonsandshit March 28, 2021

Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 21, 2022