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by Flightpass December 3, 2024
Get the Carter mug.Carter Davis is A really cool, good looking fine guy. Everyone would want a Carter Davis in their life. He sometimes becomes obsessed over you if he starts to like you and wants to spend more and more time with you even if he doesn’t say it or you can’t tell
by #1 Carter Davis fan December 16, 2024
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Boy 1: "Damn did you see that Carter? He's so cool and awesome."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
by Totally Not Nash December 23, 2024
Get the Carter mug.Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma
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On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
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On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024
Get the Jimmy thy Cartered mug.Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
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