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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 1, 2012
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burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito
"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"
by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012
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burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.
Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.
by John Carstillon June 16, 2012
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Burritto Slug

And all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! The best creatures ever. They like to snuggle and eat your lunch ;) they are amazing and give very special huggsss! When you ahev a burritto slug, you can't let it go or it will eat THE WHOLE TOWNNN! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). They are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. If they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. There are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH BANANA SLUGS
THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH! THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH!
by iamaburrittoslugjealous? October 12, 2012
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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013
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burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014
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