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jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
by kopask January 22, 2015
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Kentucky Neck Brace

When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.
Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night
by LongTanAndHandsome June 8, 2016
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G'Day Bruce

An Australian game, usually played on school camps or as a drinking game. In G'day Bruce, everyone sits in a circle. There's usually at minimum around 4 players, and at max 20 or so. Everyone's name is Bruce. The starting player turns to the person on their left, and says "G'day Bruce!" The person responds "G'day Bruce." The starting player then says "say G'day to Bruce, Bruce," pointing to the third person in the circle.

Obviously, it can get a bit confusing. It goes on like this until someone messes up (e.g, taking too long to respond, saying the wrong thing, using the wrong name, et cetera) and then their name changes to something else. In most games, the hierarchy is like this: Bruce - Steve - Gazza - Sheila - Binchicken. So when a Bruce messes up, their name turns to Steve, when a Steve messes up they become a Gazza, et cetera et cetera. Everyone in the circle has to keep track of everyone's names, which gets very confusing very quick. When someone becomes a Binchicken, if they mess up, they're out of the game for good.

The last person to have not become a kicked out binchicken wins. If this is used as a drinking game, it's the exact same but people have to take a drink everytime they mess up.
Bruce #1: G'day Bruce!
Bruce #2: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #1: Say G'day to Bruce, Bruce.

Bruce #2: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #3: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #2: G'day --
Bruce #3: Aw, mate, you messed up. You're a Steve now.

So on so forth.
by makkapakka-akkawakka June 30, 2020
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jelly bracelets

to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger
i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style
by Britt May 10, 2004
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BriceMagic

Brice... while doing his magic. It's awesome.
Hey BriceMagic show me a trick!
by bricemagic September 15, 2010
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bracey

The coolest guy you will ever meet. And makes people laugh, but you mess with him he gonna cash you outside how bah dah?!!
Man that guy is a real bracey
by Season1997 January 26, 2017
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Jelly Bracelets

Where we live in So. Calif the kids trade these jelly bracelets for "favors". That way you can get twenty kisses out of one bracelet. My son finds them in his locker and girls send them in the mail too.
Green=hornry
Yellow=hug
Black=sex
Brown=anal sex
Silver=fingered
Red=lap dance
Blue=oral sex
White=flash tits
Pink=flash privates
Clear=whatever the snapper wants
Orange=kiss
Glow in the dark=use sex toys
Gold glittery=make out
Purple=french kiss
by Rhonda May 26, 2004
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