Boardman'd

Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.

Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!

by 5alonia May 28, 2012

Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

by Carlo89 February 28, 2013

Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.

That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.

by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Boardwine

A teacher who loves pussy and used to be a rock star. Also a meme.

"Boardwine can suck my cock."

by Jeweebsee October 26, 2016