hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

Bagel Bomb

The act of placing a bagel into a ziplock bag, then urinating in the bag and placing it in a closet for a week or so. In a week the bagel has absorbed a lot of the urine and the urine has turned black. This can be smashed the door of your arch nemesis.

Man that bagel bomb is ripe! Yeh I am going to toss at my neighbor's door because his dog keeps crapping on my lawn.

by Genkino November 30, 2006

cincinatti office bomb

When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.

"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008

r bomb

when someone reads your message on bbm and doesn't reply

"heyyy what's up?"
*person reads msg and doesn't reply*
i just got r bombed..

by omgyeeeee August 16, 2011

Bombay Sapphire

A well known brand of what could be considered London Dry Gin.
It's name originates from it's popularity in India during the period of British colonization of south Asia and the Sapphire is believed to be referring to the Star of Bombay.

It is quite Tasty and makes use of a good balance of spices and Juniper and is good for making cocktails or just drinking plain.

Waiter: Anything to drink?
Man: Gin & tonic, please.
Waiter: And what brand of gin?
Man: Bombay Sapphire, thanks.

by t1ger2009 August 22, 2010

stealth bomber

1. (n.)A covert sexual operation practiced during copulation. The male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. The male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. Then the male exclaims "I'm gonna cum," and removes his package from her box. After removal of organ, instead of cumming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. He then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. The female, thinking that he has already ejaculated, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face....BUAH!!!

I gave that dumb little china whore a stealth bomber not only once, but twice last night.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Bomb Pussy

A great vagina

Airport Security: Are you carrying an explosive devices?
Woman: Just this bomb pussy.

by lord of the bongs May 31, 2016