Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.

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Amazing Race Birthday Party by partyprofessor September 8, 2009

The Brown Birthday Suit 

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.

My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.

The Brown Birthday Suit by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019

Tandem-birthday 

A birthday that both you and an acquaintance share.

Hell's yeah brother! Happy tandem-birthday! XD

Tandem-birthday by Marquis8 December 27, 2010

rehearsal birthday 

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

rehearsal birthday by wonfuji January 19, 2013

happy birthday tidal wave 

When you're at school and one of your friends in the class wishes you happy birthday outloud, reminding the others, that you born that day, and they all start saying happy birthday.

"do you want another happy birthday tidal wave next year?"
"no thanks, and please next time don't say it outloud, it is so awkward"

happy birthday tidal wave by ihateschoolsobadlyomfg October 14, 2013

empty birthday 

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way

Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday

empty birthday by Mr.James August 7, 2014

DIY Birthday Divorce 

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.

Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole

DIY Birthday Divorce by MooDank August 31, 2016