off your bean

This is when a person, is mentally unstable and/or under influence of alcohol. Can sometimes be related to embarressing and cringey parents.

Why you wearing cycling shorts mum, you're off your bean.

by ilikepoo June 14, 2012

Ace Bean

v. To bring a girl to the brink of orgasm, stop, beat her up, then proceed to play Flash Flash Revolution online.

I just Ace Beaned the shit out of that girl and when she complained, I just pointed at her angrily and said, 'You wait until I'm done playing Flash Flash or it's on.'

by Adrian Bien April 29, 2008

beanfuck

Exclamation of extreme distaste, used when a simeple "Fuck!" just would not do.

I hit my car with a bazooka!
Beanfuck!

by Tristan the Magnificent April 28, 2004

Bean Head

An insult to someone; however, this is not a racial insult. Everyone can be a bean head.

My brother is such a bean head, he gets on my nerves so much.

by LovePriceless April 3, 2009

bean-uasal

The Gaelic word for a noblewoman, a lady. Used as a form of address or a formal title for a woman.

Ireland: "ban-WAH-sal"
Scotland: "ben-WAH-sal"

Thuirt Bean-uasal nic Bheatha ri a fear-cèile a mharbhadh an Rìgh Donnachadh.

(Lady MacBeth said to her husband to kill King Duncan.)

by Lorelili March 20, 2006

waxing the bean

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

by hardpack May 20, 2005

Beancracker

Whena spick and a cracker have half & half children. The children are know as Beancrackers.

Stacey is a Beancracker

by Stacey September 10, 2003