Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

by mariamagma November 7, 2016

Apple Hoe

When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product

Your such a Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove November 8, 2015

ground apple

Horse shit.

Dude, watch out for the ground apples!

by mtnscout March 21, 2016

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day

hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot

by purple pellets July 22, 2017

Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018