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Apple mank

Apple mank is the core of an apple that has juice on it and it becomes apple mank if you threaten a person with it
I don’t want your apple mank!
by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023
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Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.
"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."
by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017
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Red apples

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.
by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017
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Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.
by totally not a mod April 23, 2021
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apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.
Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed
by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017
mugGet the apples and grapesmug.

Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
by vilDOOM December 27, 2020
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