Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.
Well she will have fun with that young man!
Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009
Get the Tadpole agemug. by fuckmeintheassbcilovejesus August 20, 2016
Get the Ag Doodlemug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Age of pubertymug. 
Get the Agelimug. My guy you've been ages
by GabrielMagalhaes October 23, 2020
Get the Agesmug. Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the At a certain agemug. The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.
by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018
Get the Garb Agemug.