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Being ageist by discriminating someone because of their age.
"Everything what young people do, is sit in front of a computer and be lazy. Y'all would die if a world war would happen."

"Grandpa, please stop being ageist and judging my whole existence and everything I do, only by my age."

or

"Oi, I'm not putting my life into this lil' brats hands!"

"Sir, please stop being ageist. This is your surgeon, trying to save your life..."
Ageist by Gen69 February 9, 2021
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the gay agenda 

here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
the gay agenda by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023
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Cock of Ages 

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.
He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.
Cock of Ages by RySenkari December 10, 2006

agent 00 

Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning
Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW
agent 00 by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020

skank agents 

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem
skank agents by SkankAgents Chick November 23, 2006

agendered 

"Agendered" describes a transgender person who does not have a gender, or lacks a gender identity.

An agender identity falls under the broader transgender category of "Genderqueer," yet unlike other more gender-fluid or third-gender categories of genderqueers (such as Androgyne, Bi/trigender, Polygender, Third gender, genderfluid etc.), an agender identity has no identification with any gender, or lacks a gender identity; Such people could be said to be gender-neutral.

Agendered people may or may not experience body dysphoria, and may or may not have or seek access to various forms of body modification (hormones, surgery, etc.). An agendered person who seeks to alter their body to be gender-neutral is frequently termed a "Neutrois" (pronounced "nu twa".) Additionally, agendered people may or may not express characteristics labeled femme or butch, but such expressions have no bearing on their gender-less identity itself.
Jesse rocks the boygrrrl androgyny, but Claude C. is agendered, totally gender-less sexiness.

middle aged slang 

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
middle aged slang by Angelacia June 13, 2007