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absa

1. the ultimate pwner. Whoever he challenges, dies. Whatever he gets interested in, all others get pwned. If you ever encounter a absa, just hope you wont get pwned as badly...

2. synonym of "pwn"

3. Muscular guy, attracting every kind of women on earth.
1. I see an Absa! RUN!!
2. You just got absa'ed.
3. Absa is teh bomb!
by Garlynim September 30, 2008
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abstain

i don't abstain .
by pussy123456789r August 14, 2018
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Absolute UNIT

RAATHEYAN
"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT
by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018
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Absquatulate

To get off my property, fool.
Il faut que tu pars maintenant.
"I have a shotgun. Absquatulate my premises immediately, for I am your Belladonna."
by [Dunbar]** November 21, 2003
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self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.
Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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AbsoFab

(ab-so-fab)
adj.,n.,v.

1. a combination of the words: "Absolutely" and "Fabulous"

2. a queer who boasts about his gayness

3. a flawless movement
1) "Hey Wendy that buttocks of your's is quite AbsoFab. Would you like to bend over?"

2) "Shit cuz, imma fin to take this absofab nigga out straight up. fuck this liSp shit main."

3) "Fuck my shorts! Michael Jordan just absofabbed that dunk in the 1985 S.D.C!"
by ChuuCh November 5, 2005
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Absoradd

Dude thats totally absoradd!
by Tayytayy! October 6, 2007
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