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Ableton Live

A piece of Audio mixing & production software that makes every 18 year old, untalentless club rat think they can call themselves a DJ. These posers usually have little to no knowledge of music structure or basic mixing abilities. Often seen bragging about the fact they are 'DJs', in hopes of faunicating with attractive members of the opposite sex. Most intelligent people see right through this charade, however, when the subject gets on his knees and sucks off enough club owners & promoters to finally get himself a paid club set, and attempts to mix songs together on turntables (instead of his laptop) creating a sound not dissimilar to a bunch or horses running mixed with someone running their fingers down a chalk board.
John: Guess what bro?...Now I'm a hectic DJ n shit

Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!

John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.

Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*
by El_Messy December 9, 2008
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Don't Worry About It

A phrase used in a sarcastic annoying tone when you don't want to tell something to someone.
Jo: Yo guy, what did you do with that booch last night?
Michael: MMMM.... Don't worry about it.
Jo: What the hell
by Nasan December 13, 2006
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50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2
1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
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2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
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by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005
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cry about it

a corny and overused comeback that teenage girls mainly use the phrases popularity grew on tik tok and its been a pain in the ass ever since
by KingHunter September 25, 2021
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cry about it

A response phrase used by 12 year old children attempting to insult someone.
Please don't steal my dog

"cry about it"
by lemonword December 13, 2021
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see a man about a horse

by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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