The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.
Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
by Chandra42 October 27, 2008
Get the Spillage Idiotmug. by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
Get the Tiny Idiotmug. A person who carries out idiotic action even when they should know better.
For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.
For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.
by Danack March 14, 2020
Get the Known Idiotmug. Someone that thinks that only men can be sexist, when in reality, anyone can be sexist, just like anyone can be racist.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2023
Get the Sexist Idiotmug. People who have become somewhat wealthy due to inheritance or luck; and who are also certain that they are above others, even though they are dumb as fuck.
Every city has its share of smug idiots. They're so fucking proud of themselves. But on closer inspection, you'll see that they're as empty as the post modern bullshit lofts that they live in.
by geekmalone August 16, 2020
Get the smug idiotsmug. A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
Get the Work idiotmug. by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022
Get the Idiot Buildermug.