Beaten to the Window

Someone else asked your target boy/girl out first.

"I was gonna ask out Stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by Dave"

by Evaro August 29, 2005

Window Shooting

When your about to ejaculate and someone walks in the room so you have to go to the window and shoot out of the window to hide the fact your masterbating!

Dude last night i was just about to cum when Jon came into my room i ended up Window Shooting!

by DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJ October 2, 2009

gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

by steve July 6, 2004

Windows 7

Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks

PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?

by s0101 November 9, 2009

window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.

Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.

by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004

Window shopping

1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.

2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.

1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.

by momog August 9, 2009

window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011