zipline

(zĭp'līn') verb. The act of snorting any of a variety of powdered substances from a husband's bare ass, as performed by a Cabo-born woman of asian descent, while simultaneously finishing him off with a happy ending.

Alternate definition: swinging through trees or some shit like that.

I'm going to zipline coke of your husbands bare ass.

by lightenupfrancis April 1, 2010

Zippy

Used to describe the most insane, idiotic, and annoying thing. Ever. Originated right here and now. Use only if everyone agrees that the said zippy thing in question is UNDENIABLY annoying and stupid

Holy fo shizzle! Dat website is Zippy, man!

Or..

OMG! Teh Zippy is j00!!!!

by Yopparai Boose October 2, 2004

Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009

Zippy

A word used in substitution for any cuss word.

SmokyIzOldSkool: "You're such a ZIPPY!"
Akrubas: "no, u"

by Akrubas May 9, 2009

Zippy

Ventriloquist and TV entertainer. Born with on the planet Bungle in 1958 and banished to Earth in 1973 for a series of sexual assaults involving marshmellows and a small rodent. After a bit part in ITV's Pipkins, Zippy (real name Curtis Cockininiszipper) found fame in the ITV cult childrens classic Rainbow. Zippy with the help his ventriloquist doll and alta ego George, Bungle played by Geoffrey Gaylord, Geoffrey played by Rod Janenfreddy and Rod, Jane and Freddy played by Jane Slut the worlds first and only conjoined triplet created Britains most watched TV show. In 1978 Zippy lost his left hand in a freak tumble dryer accident and no longer able to operate his doll George decided to retire to Brighton where he still lives with his civil partner Matthew Corbett. Also see Richard Gere puppet fisting orange frog

Zippy " haha haha I the best, haha I'm the best"
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

zipperhead

A layered shot.

Is usually made by filling a shot glass with ice. Add a straw before filling with liquor.
Layer one: Chambord (raspberry liquor)
Layer two: Vodka
Layer three: Club soda

But at the bar that I work at, we also make zipperheads with the following layers:
Layer one: Raz-a-taz (raspberry Schnapps)
Layer two: Raspberry Stoli
Layer three: Sprite

They ordered a round of zipperheads for everyone at the bar.

by laurenee..570 August 2, 2008