Definitions by SpunkyMonkey69

Zipper-Head 

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

Zipper-Head by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009