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your mom 

its a word you use to joke with your friend
Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said
your mom by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

your mom 

its a word you use to joke with your friend
Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said
your mom by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

your mom 

a huge lady that gave birth to you
person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom
your mom by getlost54321 September 13, 2022

Your Mom 

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.
Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.
Your Mom by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Your mom 

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh
teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol
Your mom by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

your mom 

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
your mom by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022