Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.

I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.

by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024

Finna Woke

England is my city.

Wow dude i am retared and doesnt have any edacation. Finna Woke!

by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018

Woke

Being A Stupid Far Left Socialist Bastard

Oh look he is a woke queer

by Jcw123 December 2, 2023

Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry

Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke

by ditch_doc June 1, 2018

Finna Woke

1. To have a higher quality than others.
2. A really stupid meme.

1. "Yo, that's finna woke!" said the coolest kid in school.
2. "Finna woke is a stupid meme!" screamed a finna woke hater at the top of their lungs.

by Mehiscool123 May 17, 2018

woke

An insult to use against people who call you out on being hurtful, unfair or cruel. Helps to deflect from your crappy behavior. Implies they are definitely only
trying to make themselves look better.

Example:
A: "You really shouldn't have called Jim the n-word. He seems to be very upset, even hurt now."
B: "Oh come on, what, suddenly you're all woke now? Stop being so self-righteous. You think you're better than me?"

Example:
A: "Could you please not constantly make fun of women and imply women are stupid, when you're in the office? This is the workplace. We cannot concentrate on work when we have to listen to these mean comments. It brings back lots of personal painful memories, Sheryl always starts shaking and thinking about how her exhusband mistreated her and she cannot work."
B: "Haha, don't bother me with that woke BS. Words can't hurt you. Get over it."

by joa nnali March 5, 2022