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Schrödinger's Woke 

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America
I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

Up yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical leftism. Often used by villains in memes to show how utterly batshit insane you sound when you say it out loud.
Senator Armstrong: "Up yours, Woke Moralists! We'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Armstrong, What the hell are you talking about?"

Up Yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.
Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"

wokeacracy 

wokeacracy — Credit for the coinage of the word is given to Governor Ron DeSantis who has proclaimed his state Florida to be where “Woke” goes to die.

Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.

Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.

Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.

Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.

This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.

When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.

“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)

This was his description of himself.

This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!

And we wouldn’t want that.

Would we?
We have to remove critical race theory from our schools; keep women barefoot and pregnant; disenfranchise non-White voters; discourage diversity and inclusion programs; and remove affirmative action programs otherwise America will become a wokeacracy!!!!!!!!!

woketard 

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019