One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

my week with Marilyn

an encounter with a celebrity

boy a): how did your my week with Marilyn experience go?

boy b): Lol. it went pretty well. I met Larry King from Larry King Live. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.

by Sexydimma May 13, 2012

my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow.

by Sexydimma July 13, 2013

my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

one's encounter with a celebrity

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

boy a) wow

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.

Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!

by theschrine August 9, 2012

Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)

Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.

by RWeek November 26, 2011

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011